Genius. Playboy. Billionaire. Philanthropist.

And occasionally Iron man.

Tony Stark. Genius. Playboy. Billionaire. Philanthropist. Look, I'm not one for intros but, surely you know me as the famous son and heir of Howard Stark, owner of Stark Industries, creator of Vibranium, IronMan, 1/6th of this of this kickass little secret boyband Fury likes to call the Avengers, Capsicle's personal boy-toy, the list goes on and on. If you have any question, JARVIS will kindly take them for you, and I'll get to them later. Maybe. _______________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ OOC: This blog is a Steve/Tony blog and I rather not have Tony be in a relationship with anyone else besides captain--steverogers. However, I will glady RP with ANYONE. <3 (◡‿◡✿) Expect smut, angst, child abuse, alcoholism, drug use, etc. _______________________________________________________________________ I track the tag ironmantonystark and ironman-tonystark.

Dear Past Me,

Yeah- I’m uh- not to good with the pep talks. Clearly. I mean- you know that, you are me after all. But fuck- depending on what date it is for you, you’re either in a shitty situation, or a really, really shitty situation. 

Just, uh… sorry? I guess… about any future fuck ups and/or scars. And before you ask, no, that does not mean we don’t go through a pre-pubescent girl angst and start slitting our wrist in the bathroom stall, weeping on the floor over Johnny not liking us back. Just… yeah. We’re stupid. You’ll get through it though. With time. 

You’re future’s pretty cool though. At least, I like to think so. I’m happier now than I’ve been… fuck in my whole life? Shit that’s a little depressing to think about… Anywho- let’s just say you’re part of this… team of sorts. They’re annoying but endearing and we kinda secretly love them. And your with someone. He’s perfect and caring and adorably oblivious at times and quite frankly he’s far too good for us. He’s stayed around longer than anyone has ever stayed. And we’re far too in love with him for what’s good for us.

It kinda scares me to death.